Two summers ago I started working at this gun shop.
Its not a great job but its money I didn’t have before.
While working there, I met a guy by the name of Daval Snuff.
He’s real smart(even though he dropped out of highschool) funny,
nice, and knows a lot about guns. Two of Daval’s best friends,
BoodaSac and Feebus, told that he had a little crush on me.
The problem was, I already had a boyfriend.
When I told Daval about Bobbio, my boyfriend, he threatened
to kill him.He said he would literally kill him over me. It may
sound weird but, I was flattered.I didn’t know if he was serious
about it or not, so I took a vacation.
While on vacation I went to church and had a good prayer with
Pastor Mickey. He simply told me not to believe him. On the fourth coming
day of her vacation the guys at work told me that Bobbio had stopped by the
store. They also mentioned that he met Daval…
When I called Bobbio no one answered, I got suspious. Little did I
know that Daval had invited him to go hunting. What Bobbio didn’t know was
that Daval was hunting for HIM…
Little did Daval know, Bobbio was a trained asassign for the MM(Mexican
Mafia). Bobbio knew something was up when Daval shot him with a tranquilizer dart,
but Bobbio being the trained assasign that he is took the dart out and sucked the poison
out and spit it in Daval’s eye.
The deadly poison from the dart severly wounded Daval’s eyes leaving him blind and
alone.With Bobbio gone, Daval was left to fend for himself. Daval alone and searching for food
stumbled upon what he thought was to be a meal, was actually the dreaded Poontang Bug which
quickly killed Daval.
Bobbio and I are married with nine children, each one named after a Poontang bitten
Daval Snuff. No one ever talks about the day when Daval and Bobbio went hunting and only
Bobbio returned(hints the name THE DAVAL SNUFF PROJECT)